My husband works in Philadelphia and was working with a student on a coloring book page. The kid brought him a page with everything but the person colored in. My husband asked him why he didn’t color the little boy, and the kid said “They didn’t have a Caucasian marker”.

Submitted by Melinda

“Mama, I poop like a dinosaur.”

Submitted by Megan

My 3 year old:

“That song is stuck inside the guts of my head.” (because I tell him that I get a song stuck in my head, and that’s his interpretation )

Submitted by Jocelynne

“Look, mom, the moon must have ate its dinner ’cause it’s full.”

Submitted by Jocelynne

Thank you to everyone who submitted entries! The winning entry:

“I have three boyfriends but one is a younger man and he is in kindergarten” – Rebecca, a first grade student I babysit.

Congratulations to DG! We will be sending you the E-Gift Card shortly

Hope everyone had a great holiday and New Year’s!