My son thinking that Twix is plural: “Mummy, please may I have a Twick?”

Submitted by flibbert

Daddy farts.

Two year old Damon: “What was that?

Daddy: “A frog.”

Damon, eyes wide: “A frog’s coming out of your butt?”

My daughter stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: “How much do I cost?”

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Kid to teacher: “To get rid of all the pollution in the rivers, why can’t we just use a big spoon?”

Submitted by letterlayers