My husband works in Philadelphia and was working with a student on a coloring book page. The kid brought him a page with everything but the person colored in. My husband asked him why he didn’t color the little boy, and the kid said “They didn’t have a Caucasian marker”.

Submitted by Melinda

“Mama, I poop like a dinosaur.”

Submitted by Megan

My 3 year old:

“That song is stuck inside the guts of my head.” (because I tell him that I get a song stuck in my head, and that’s his interpretation )

Submitted by Jocelynne

“Look, mom, the moon must have ate its dinner ’cause it’s full.”

Submitted by Jocelynne

Thank you to everyone who submitted entries! The winning entry:

“I have three boyfriends but one is a younger man and he is in kindergarten” – Rebecca, a first grade student I babysit.

Congratulations to DG! We will be sending you the E-Gift Card shortly

Hope everyone had a great holiday and New Year’s!

With the holidays getting closer, we at KidSayWhat know there’s bound to be some humorous conversations coming up! We’re offering a $10 Amazon.com Gift Card to the the funniest comment, question, or conversation submitted between now and the end of this year — only 15 days left! So keep those ears sharp and pay attention to what your kids or younger siblings are saying these next few weeks! (Hint: ask them about Santa)

Contest Details : Submit a funny comment, question, or conversation you had (or overheard) with a kid to kidsaywhat@gmail.com or through the submit form on this site. Entry does not have to be holiday-related. Multiple entries allowed. Funniest submission wins! By submitting an entry, you grant KidSayWhat.com the right to republish and/or modify your submissions in any online or printed form. We will never reveal or give away your full name or email address.
Prize: One $10 Amazon.com E-Gift Card
Deadline: December 31, 2009. Winner will be declared on January 2, 2010.

Now go talk to a kid!

My son thinking that Twix is plural: “Mummy, please may I have a Twick?”

Submitted by flibbert

Daddy farts.

Two year old Damon: “What was that?

Daddy: “A frog.”

Damon, eyes wide: “A frog’s coming out of your butt?”

“Mommy, My hair is brown and my eyes are brown and my skin is brown, so I am brown, but my brother’s eyes are blue, his hair is blond and his skin is white, so he’s a rainbow.”

“Mommy, God is in your heart with you all the time, but if you chopped your head off you could reach in through your neck and pull God out of your heart so you could see him.”